Just for laughs:
Dhoom 3 release has been shifted to 2013: people will be saved from another Abhishek Bachchan’s act for a little while more than known before! 
It’s being reported that Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t giving confirmed dates for the movie with Shah Rukh Khan, to be directed by Martin Scorcese. At least there’s someone in Hollywood who doesn’t wanna suck up to B-town biggies!
Bipasha Basu has got a new car. She didn’t buy a bike coz John Abraham lifted one with his bare hands that weighed 150 kgs and threw it…actually true! Isn;t Volkswagen Beetle quite light?
Dabangg 2 to be released in December 2012: movie goers praying “may the world truly end before that happens”! Also, we’ll be saved from watching Abhishek Bachchan in Doom 3… oops…. Dhoom 3 that is! 
SRK is so much in your face with his Ra.One promotions that even his fans are threatening to boycott the movie if he comes on one more TV show after KBC 5.
On Bigg Boss, everyone is an enemy, said Gulabo. #fail – coz she had THAT to say!
Anil Kapoor’s son’s first movie’s first look’s out and there’s no fur in his cleavage, b-coz of which people find it hard to believe it is his son. And you thought apostrophe ‘s’ was all you had to worry about in this sentence!
Anil Kapoor’s son’s first movie’s first look’s out and we don’t even bother taking his name coz frankly, who cares?
Anil Kapoor’s son’s first movie’s first look’s out and we thought we could make another joke about it. Oh wait… we just did!
Anil Kapoor’s son’s first movie’s first look’s out and let’s stop before he sues us.
i didnt found anil kapoor’s son’s joke quite funny… it was lyk mind sukin
It’s not Anil’s son, you idiot – Arjun is Boney’s son. Get your facts straight even when you sound like an unfunny jerk.